Here's the Deal.
Well, let me tell you, it's not rocket science! If it were, we'd all be in trouble. Except Cindy Crawford. She used to be a rocket scientist. No joke.
Anywho, here's how it works:
- Look at the stuff i'm looking for to see if there is anything you have. If you have some of that stuff, you are ready to go. If not you can head over to IWD which is my "for profit" web design company and we can talk pricing on a site or other work.
- Assuming you have some stuff then let's get started! Contact me and in your email fill in all the criteria on the Let's get started page.
- I will read your email, laugh at your poor grammer and spelling, then I will email you back...probably with equally poor grammer and spelling. I may tell you I'm not interested, I may tell you I am interested but you need to come up with a little money or more stuff to cover everything, or I may ask more questions to get a better idea of what you need. Chances are, if you've got good stuff, I will be emailing you with more questions.
- Once we agree, you'll send me your stuff. You will be responsible for shipping and it is not included in the quote I will give. I will probably go ahead and get started until the stuff comes but I wont "go live' with anything until I have the item and verified it is legit. See the top of my What I'm Currently Looking For page to see lots of notes about that stuff.
- That's it! I do the work promised. You are happy. People who see the work are happy. Complete strangers will hug you and offer you breath mints. Global warming will reverse. The sun will always shine on you. You will never have gas again. You will become a moderately rich and famous celebrity much like the lesser known but reoccurring actors on shows like ER and Grey's Anatomy. You will star in several fast food restaurant commercials. You will look good in a bathing suit. You will be on Larry King. You will have a line of hand bags at K-Mart. You may be asked for your autograph in Canada and parts of the extreme Northern continental United States. You may be asked to repeat funny lines from TV shows you did not star in. You will be seen in tabloids mingling with stars like Alex Trebec and the lady who played the maid on the Jeffersons then later went on to star in her own show called 227.*
*None of that stuff in #5 will probably happen except that you will get the work and you'll be happy and so will people who see it.